Top Mobile Apps That Make The List Of Shame

Mobile apps have become an integral part of how we use technology. An apps war is taking place between iPhone, BlackBerry and Android. This war is turning apps into silly diversions rather than applications that make our phones more versatile and functional.

 Below is a list of all the apps that are somewhat baffling to normal individuals looking for ways to improve their mobile experience.

 1. Hurl

 This app is used in an attempt to get people to hurl shortly after they have eaten. This is its only function and it shows you changing degrees of spewing. It has identified itself as “disgusting” and I agree whole heartedly. Surely the world would be better off without this app.

 2. Pickanexcuse

 Why in the world would anyone want to use this app to generate excuses? In my day, making excuses was part of the exhilaration when doing something wrong. “The dog ate my homework”, or “the computer crashed”; these are excuses that have been handed down from generation to generation; it disturbs me to think that people cannot even make up their own excuses these days.

 3. Sex SMS

 Far worse than not being able to make up your own excuses, is someone not being able to make up their own lines when hunting down the object of their desire. Using Sex SMS means you don’t have to think up your own flirtatious messages, the app will do it for you. What will happen if you finally meet the object of your desire? Are you going to have anything to say that is original?

 4. Marriage Proposal Ideas

From flirty, sexy messages to proposal ideas; does anyone have an individual thought anymore? If you manage to cheat your way through dating, you will be able to use this app to give you a totally unique and fabulous marriage proposal idea. If you do not know what she likes, and need an iPhone app to tell you how to propose, I personally do think you know her well enough to be getting married.

 5. Passion

 Well when I thought it could not get any worse, I found this app. This is an app that supposedly rates your sexual performance. All you have to do is leave it on your bed while you get busy; it then uses its microphone and motion detection to score your performance.

 6. Myvibe

 Myvibe is a basic and horrifying app that takes your affiliation with your phone to a whole new level. Using the vibration function of your phone and putting it between your legs is not healthy, in any way. Goodness, you talk to your mother on that phone!

7. Dogfighting

 On a more serious note, this app encourages individuals to train their dogs to kill other people. This app is totally sickening and wrong on so many levels. It has been banned with Apple but Android still continues to offer it.

 8. Sexulator

 If you want to keep tabs on when you had sex and for how long, this app is for you. No more fighting about the frequency of your sexual encounters with this app. It may be a sex calendar and calculator in one, but this app is definitely not going to help you get sex more often!

 9. PMSBuddy

 The thought of men keeping track of their partner’s menstrual cycle is truly creepy. It can be beneficial for women who need a quick reminder about when it is going to happen so they are not surprised, but honestly, men getting advance notice of this ‘event’ is as surprising as it is shocking.

 Not All Apps Are Shameful

 While some mobile apps are undeniably useful and convenient, these are just frightening and confusing.

Making use of these apps is going to guarantee you don’t score and don’t need any marriage proposals since you will be sitting alone, with your phone using the Myvibe app and amusing yourself with dogfighting.

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